Finally Dan News has made it to Dan News.
My Christmas cards were sent out this week and it turns out they went to print with (SHOCK HORROR!) a typo!
One insider said it was due to “massive staffing cutbacks” at Dan News.
“We are being made to drink INSTANT COFFEE?! This really is the end of the world” the source said.
I could pretend that it was put in there to see who noticed it though right? …..okay maybe not.
“Merry Chirstmas” everyone!