Caption Competition: John Key at the Big Gay Out



9 comments on “Caption Competition: John Key at the Big Gay Out”

  1. T.H says:

    “And all you did was drink PUMP? I gotta try this stuff!”

  2. Brian Boyko says:

    “Now, that’s just hyperbole. I’m *sure* you can still afford to buy shirts at a 15% GST…”

  3. Tee says:

    “Oh goodness I feel like Goldilocks with you three bears! Or are you twinks? I’ve never been much good with the lingo. Which of you is too hot and which of you is just right?”

  4. Sam says:

    “So, I’ll start with you, and the other guys can join in?”

  5. Clint says:

    If only this were a bottle of lube.. Ooh what we could do.

  6. brin says:

    So are you sure if I drink this I’ll look like you guys with my shirt off?

  7. timboh says:

    Sure I’m pleased to see you guys, but that’s a water in my pocket

  8. zee says:

    “I don’t have any oil at the moment, but I’m sure this water will make you shiny…”

  9. “You sexy men make my personal tax go up”